[ The Nobody giggles feebly, shrugging up his shoulders, Right now he's just watching it go too, in wary fascination as it slides along the tube... better than before, when he was he'd coughed up cum that looked distressingly like clotted cream, and he's pretty sure that with the catheter in, he's embarrassingly unable to control crossing the streams.
So... possibly part of those two liters are relief on his poor pressured bladder. He's sort of afraid to ask. The nurses keep coming in to soothe at his thighs and tickle at his balls with gloved hands and it's beginning to be a little terrifying, how numbed to feeling he is down south at all. ]
[He couldn't help it, he squirmed as the sympathetic pain and nausea hit him. He didn't want to even imagine needles in his balls and suddenly became very worried if his own leakage grew worse or didn't stop. Hastily, he checked his balls again with a light squeeze. Okay, no larger than the last time. He thought about jerking off again, just for some relief, but there was hardly anything arousing about what he was seeing and imagining.]
A suppressant? Like a cum suppressant? [He'd never heard of such a thing.] Is it, like... one time, or are you gonna hafta do that for...?
[Reno stopped, his mind already spinning into hypochondriac mode, imagining the horror of having to inject oneself regularly for the rest of one's life.]
Hormones, a hormones suppressant! [ Zexion bleated, and didn't really want to think about how long they'd have to do it for. He was hoping that whatever had happened would simply run its course and flush itself out. Should be, what with all the water he'd been drinking? ] Something kicked them into working at full steam...
Like whatever turned us into women? But the other way around? Without..ahhh, the follicle growth.
I guess because fish don't grow hair, right?! [ Another titter of hysteria. Zexion's trying desperately to find the joke in this, because it really isn't at all funny. ]
Yeah. [Reno grunted uncomfortably as he shifted.] Thankfully only a little. Just couldn't get over that feeling, had no appetite. I shouldn't a' gone at all, none of us shoulda' gone.
It's not hospital-bad -- not yet, anyway. But man, I'm pissed. If I ever get my hands on one a' those fucks involved in this... !
[Yeah, he might risk re-ed just to give them some pain.]
Yes, well, the prospect of fresh fish had sounded well and good... but it was a zoo in there. [ He snorts in low disgust ] An actual feeding frenzy.
Found an old friend of mine there? But I only finished a plate and a half, with a little bit pushed off on him. I.... hope he's alright? His body's built to handle much more than mine, though. I haven't heard anything. So I'm sure he's fine.
You don't go killing anyone, Reno, please. Funny of me to say this, but I actually like having you around as you are
[Everything else Reno was about to say is lost in the wake of that statement.]
You... oh?
[It was something so unexpected to hear that he actually could not think of how to respond. Flabbergasted, he worked his jaw for a moment before he laughed, self-conscious.]
[ Better that you never bring this moment up again, Reno, because Zexion's very likely to deny this part of the conversation ever happened by morning. ]
I just want it to be over with. [ He sighs, ] And then go on another quit stint. Maybe I'll hold out better this time.
[Maybe it was just the drugs making him loopy, Reno thought. Zexion was never so caring. Ever. And if the drugs were making him honest (because that was a possibility, too), then Reno really didn't know how to feel. Flattered? Either way, it was too embarrassing to bring it up another time.]
Ugh, I couldn't blame ya if ya did. [It came out as a groan.] As much as I like sex, I'm really gettin' tired of having anything come outta' my dick. I don't even wanna take a piss, yo.
[As much as the pressure inside was conflicting. What he really wanted was to get everything out forever, but since it never seemed to end...]
[Reno snorted.] Gee, can't imagine why, we're all jus' leakin' all over the damn place.
[As much as he wanted to just keep laying there and not move... Zexion was right, if he got dehydrated severely enough he'd definitely have to go to the hospital then. And he didn't want that.]
Fine, fine. In a minute. Walkin' around just makes 'em feel heavier.
[And like hell was he going to ask Vincent to take care of him. Just embarrassing.]
[Zexion closes his eyes, shakes his head, wishes he could roll over onto his side in the stirrups, because he's thoroughly exhausted at this hour, but it's difficult to sleep on his back with his legs spread and genitals hanging out.
It's difficult to sleep on just one flat pillow, too.]
I'm quite past the point where this is in any way funny, but at least I'm not crazy or the only poor soul this has happened to?
Y'know, like -- like those fruity gelatin dessert cups? They're crappy anyway, but some are crappier than others, like the green one, but the reds are mostly decent...
[He was rambling now.]
But like, I dunno if it's a hospital thing or a surgery thing or both because if yer gonna stock for surgery ya might as well just have jelly desserts...
That's what they give ya so, like, if you vomit it's no big deal, I think.
[He wasn't sure, maybe hospital staff were just sadists and enjoyed giving people crappy gelatin cups to eat. He wouldn't put it past them.]
[Oh fuck, he hoped there wouldn't be surgery necessary. But he was letting his own fears run away with him.]
No -- no, I'm sure yer fine, it's nothin'. I'm just thinkin', like, if they have gelatin on hand anyway, they'd probably just, like, y'know -- give it to you anyway.
Isn't it good for dehydration too? I mean, it's a lotta sugar water in there too... I dunno, fuck it, don't listen t' me.
There's been nothing like that. Don't try to scare me like that!
It's just been water, a saline drip in my arm, and this... barely flavored fruit punch drink, since I've been in here. [ Can you hear the pitiful misery in his voice, Reno? ]
(I wonder if my last hi-Potion would have helped with this at all. Probably not. Even Moogles don't prepare for restoratives to cure oversized balls.)
[Reno heard that. But he actually thought little of it, out of habit.]
Yeah, I don't really think potions do that... Maybe Cure?
Esuna -- if you could get yer hands on it, though. [He scoffed at the chance of that.] Nah man, we're just fated t' fuckin' struggle. An' watery fruit punch "drink" is just icin' on the sadness cake.
[He frowned as he thought. He was still achy himself, but...] Don't s'pose I could sneak ya in somethin' better?
Are you going to get all dolled up in orderly scrubs just for me, sweetheart? [ He teases cattily, and must really be drugs-loopy, because he definitely threw in a term of endearment, which is something Zexion absolutely never resorts to. ]
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Voice
Date: 2015-03-17 06:56 pm (UTC)[ The Nobody giggles feebly, shrugging up his shoulders, Right now he's just watching it go too, in wary fascination as it slides along the tube... better than before, when he was he'd coughed up cum that looked distressingly like clotted cream, and he's pretty sure that with the catheter in, he's embarrassingly unable to control crossing the streams.
So... possibly part of those two liters are relief on his poor pressured bladder. He's sort of afraid to ask. The nurses keep coming in to soothe at his thighs and tickle at his balls with gloved hands and it's beginning to be a little terrifying, how numbed to feeling he is down south at all. ]
They said it was a suppressant?
Voice
Date: 2015-03-17 07:09 pm (UTC)[He couldn't help it, he squirmed as the sympathetic pain and nausea hit him. He didn't want to even imagine needles in his balls and suddenly became very worried if his own leakage grew worse or didn't stop. Hastily, he checked his balls again with a light squeeze. Okay, no larger than the last time. He thought about jerking off again, just for some relief, but there was hardly anything arousing about what he was seeing and imagining.]
A suppressant? Like a cum suppressant? [He'd never heard of such a thing.] Is it, like... one time, or are you gonna hafta do that for...?
[Reno stopped, his mind already spinning into hypochondriac mode, imagining the horror of having to inject oneself regularly for the rest of one's life.]
Voice
Date: 2015-03-17 07:37 pm (UTC)Like whatever turned us into women? But the other way around? Without..ahhh, the follicle growth.
I guess because fish don't grow hair, right?! [ Another titter of hysteria. Zexion's trying desperately to find the joke in this, because it really isn't at all funny. ]
Voice
Date: 2015-03-17 07:51 pm (UTC)Dammit!
[So it was that stupid fish. Not that Shinra hadn't dabbled in GMOs, but not quite to this level.]
I knew something was off, fuck, why did I...?
[It was pointless now, he was already affected. But if it was just food poisoning, hopefully it'd end sooner or later. Sooner rather than later.]
Just when I thought I couldn't hate this place any worse.
Voice
Date: 2015-03-17 08:23 pm (UTC)[ He sighs, falling back against his unfortunate flat pillows. ]
I felt off last night, but ever since this morning, I... It hasn't let up.
Voice
Date: 2015-03-18 07:20 am (UTC)It's not hospital-bad -- not yet, anyway. But man, I'm pissed. If I ever get my hands on one a' those fucks involved in this... !
[Yeah, he might risk re-ed just to give them some pain.]
Voice
Date: 2015-03-18 07:31 am (UTC)Found an old friend of mine there? But I only finished a plate and a half, with a little bit pushed off on him. I.... hope he's alright? His body's built to handle much more than mine, though. I haven't heard anything. So I'm sure he's fine.
You don't go killing anyone, Reno, please. Funny of me to say this, but I actually like having you around as you are
Re: Voice
Date: 2015-03-18 07:37 am (UTC)You... oh?
[It was something so unexpected to hear that he actually could not think of how to respond. Flabbergasted, he worked his jaw for a moment before he laughed, self-conscious.]
Yeah? Well... I guess just for you.
Re: Voice
Date: 2015-03-18 10:05 pm (UTC)I just want it to be over with. [ He sighs, ] And then go on another quit stint. Maybe I'll hold out better this time.
Voice
Date: 2015-03-18 10:47 pm (UTC)Ugh, I couldn't blame ya if ya did. [It came out as a groan.] As much as I like sex, I'm really gettin' tired of having anything come outta' my dick. I don't even wanna take a piss, yo.
[As much as the pressure inside was conflicting. What he really wanted was to get everything out forever, but since it never seemed to end...]
Voice
Date: 2015-03-18 11:32 pm (UTC)Make sure you're drinking, too- they said almost everyone who's come in with this has been dehydrated...
I mean, no kidding, but don't forget.
Voice
Date: 2015-03-18 11:52 pm (UTC)[As much as he wanted to just keep laying there and not move... Zexion was right, if he got dehydrated severely enough he'd definitely have to go to the hospital then. And he didn't want that.]
Fine, fine. In a minute. Walkin' around just makes 'em feel heavier.
[And like hell was he going to ask Vincent to take care of him. Just embarrassing.]
Voice
Date: 2015-03-19 12:06 am (UTC)It's difficult to sleep on just one flat pillow, too.]
I'm quite past the point where this is in any way funny, but at least I'm not crazy or the only poor soul this has happened to?
Voice
Date: 2015-03-19 12:16 am (UTC)[He wasn't sure if that was the right word, but it was a relief not to be alone. If only just to commiserate with someone likewise miserable.]
Well, don't let 'em take advantage of you. Or let you get bedsores. Or give you the crappy jelly dessert cup.
Voice
Date: 2015-03-19 12:20 am (UTC)[ He blinks, thinking himself truly disoriented... did Reno just warn him about a jelly dessert?
Can you tell who has minimal modern hospital experience, here? Because here's Zexion, sounding squeamishly anxious.]
Why? Jelly cup? What's that about?
Voice
Date: 2015-03-19 12:32 am (UTC)[He was rambling now.]
But like, I dunno if it's a hospital thing or a surgery thing or both because if yer gonna stock for surgery ya might as well just have jelly desserts...
That's what they give ya so, like, if you vomit it's no big deal, I think.
[He wasn't sure, maybe hospital staff were just sadists and enjoyed giving people crappy gelatin cups to eat. He wouldn't put it past them.]
Voice
Date: 2015-03-19 12:46 am (UTC)And... they didn't... mention surgery?
Re: Voice
Date: 2015-03-20 08:10 pm (UTC)No -- no, I'm sure yer fine, it's nothin'. I'm just thinkin', like, if they have gelatin on hand anyway, they'd probably just, like, y'know -- give it to you anyway.
Isn't it good for dehydration too? I mean, it's a lotta sugar water in there too... I dunno, fuck it, don't listen t' me.
Voice
Date: 2015-03-20 10:32 pm (UTC)It's just been water, a saline drip in my arm, and this... barely flavored fruit punch drink, since I've been in here. [ Can you hear the pitiful misery in his voice, Reno? ]
(I wonder if my last hi-Potion would have helped with this at all. Probably not. Even Moogles don't prepare for restoratives to cure oversized balls.)
Voice
Date: 2015-03-23 04:04 am (UTC)Yeah, I don't really think potions do that... Maybe Cure?
Esuna -- if you could get yer hands on it, though. [He scoffed at the chance of that.] Nah man, we're just fated t' fuckin' struggle. An' watery fruit punch "drink" is just icin' on the sadness cake.
[He frowned as he thought. He was still achy himself, but...] Don't s'pose I could sneak ya in somethin' better?
Voice
Date: 2015-03-23 04:09 am (UTC)Oh, what a charmer you are for so much as jokingly offering.
Voice
Date: 2015-03-23 04:15 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2015-03-23 04:28 am (UTC)Voice
Date: 2015-03-23 04:40 am (UTC)[He'd never heard any form of endearment from Zexion, nor expected it, and he was getting the irritating sensation that he was being mocked.]
Fine, forget it. It was a stupid idea.
Re: Voice
Date: 2015-03-23 04:45 am (UTC)Just calling up and hearing you is enough. Besides... I think I've lost all appetite anyway.
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